Coulda been me

Thank you, Overheard:

11AM I've Been Doing Enough Yoga That It's Physically Possible

Office girl in stall: Fuck this! Fuck you, uterus! I'll kick your ass!

IUI #3, nice follicles, big juicy shot of HCG in the butt - followed by my ute basically throwing up its lining for 6 days. Fuck you, body, I do everything you want, I even feed you organic, and this is the thanks I get.